Another conspirofreak caption contest! Marduk

Another conspirofreak caption contest! Marduk unearthed this charming photo of Kurt Nimmo, who runs a conspiro-blog at (Sample posting: “Rep. James P. Moran Jr. made a big mistake — he told the truth…Moran forgot the cardinal law of modern US politics — never, ever, criticize the Zionist control over Washington. It’s suicide.” He also links to David Irving’s website in that post.)
Let’s have some fun!

“The babes will take one look at my Telly Savalas haircut and my moderately priced domestic beer, and…they’ll go maaaaad!”