Your racist outrage over Kanye West’s behavior is because you’re racist, you racist:
I won’t go so far as to suggest that everyone was flipped out that this angelic little white girl (and she is super-cute) was accosted by a probably drunk (West was, again according to MTVNews.com, “photographed holding a bottle of Hennessey on VMA red carpet.”)—and definitely crazy—older black man. I’ll keep that thought to myself, but I’ll keep thinking it.
(From South Park)
Kayne West likes fishsticks;
He puts them in his mouth.
Kayne West is a gay fish.