We’re not all like this

On behalf of all the lawyers in Canada, I apologize for this one:

The controversy that seized the Toronto Ice Dogs PeeWee “A” club — minor hockey’s lowest level of competitive play — emerged last month at a parents’ meeting called by George Atis, who has a child on the team, but is not part of the coaching staff.
The Thornhill lawyer drafted the agenda which included this item: “Kayla Watkins — Player Ability Limitations and Suggested Options.”
“It is now 14 games into the season and I have noticed that Kayla’s play has not improved,” the agenda reads. “It is at the point where many of the team members do not want to play on this team if this situation is not addressed.”
Atis then details two possible options for consideration, either moving Kayla from defence to forward and keeping her off of power plays and penalty kills, or playing her every second shift on defence and again keeping her off special teams “until her skating and shooting improves.”
“If Kayla is NOT amenable to the above options, the coach should find Kayla a new team to play on — commensurate to her skill level — for the balance of the season,” the agenda reads.

It gets better (read: worse)…

In an interview Monday, Atis defended the agenda, saying it voiced concerns from boys on the team who were both squeamish about undressing in front of Kayla and frustrated with her play on the ice.
“I wrote the agenda, I stand by it,” said Atis, whose son Michael has played with Kayla for the past two seasons until her recent departure.
“I lay the blame, if you must know, at the feet of Vanessa Watkins . . . If it was my child, he would have never been in that position because I would not have put him on a team where he was not competing and where he was a liability to the team.”

Elie Mystal at Above the Law says everything I’d like to say, much better. Meanwhile, Down Under:

A drunken, belligerent law student who lectured police on the law after being kicked out of a Wollongong hotel has lost her bid to have charges against her dismissed.
“F… off, pig, I’m a lawyer. I got 94 in my UAI and I’m sorry you are so inferior and don’t know the law,” Morgan Elderfield allegedly told police in the lead-up to her arrest on November 13 last year.

Happy Holidays!

3 thoughts on “We’re not all like this

  1. Bruce says:

    “F… off, pig, I’m a lawyer. I got 94 in my UAI and I’m sorry you are so inferior and don’t know the law”
    I’m going to go out on a limb and hazard that she’s a classic angry drunk.

  2. Ran says:

    Merry Christmas and happy New Year, Damian!
    . . .
    Must be that poor Kayla’s “hockey stick” was a forgery from East Anglia… Just like another that poor little Darla loves to play with. (How’s that “global warming” workin’ out for ya, buddy?)
    Damian… There’s a war going on in the American geophysical world. Turns out, my undergrad level shot at analyzing CO2 vs H2O contributions to thermal transfer were within ONE order. In scientific parlance, I was on the edge of the bulls-eye. Heh.
    Moreover, a number of the astro-physics sub-group are arguing that Dalton (and Maunder) cycles on the Sun’s surface directly effect solar thermal and gaseous radiation – meaning these cycles have real impact on Earth’s atmosphere.
    It gets better: One of the German IPCC cluster admitted 6 months ago that the entire effort had been to create a global tax, the purpose of which, was to “transfer wealth” to “underdeveloped” nations, *and* that “global warming” was merely a pretext. (Damn, but I recall being called paranoid a few years back by one troll on this site, when I suggested that the science was shaky – too shaky – and that UN clamoring for US “carbon taxes” more likely had some social agenda to it.)
    Anyway, I’m enjoying the blogosphere… and the schadenfreude. (Or should that be “schaden-froid”?)
    Keep warm, Damian!

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