I saw a guy wear one of those “It’s not a BEER GUT – it’s a fuel tank for a SEX MACHINE!” shirts to court once (yes, of course he was charged with alcohol-related offences), but this is even better:

A convicted felon reminded a Florida [of course – DJP] courtroom last week of the recipe for making crack cocaine by choosing to wear a sweatshirt covered in drawings of how to make the illegal drug.

Christopher Patterson appeared in the Fort Lauderdale court on Jan. 6 to face charges for the distribution of oxycodone, a painkiller, according to a story posted on The Smoking Gun.

A photo of the sweatshirt, taken by defense attorney Michael D. Weinstein, shows a colourful garment covered in cartoon drawings of spoons, white powder (baking soda, presumably) and an open flame — the necessary items for cooking crack.

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