From my favorite legal journal, Cracked: The 6 Most Hilariously Stupid Criminal Excuses of All Time.
A Cincinnati man walked out to his car one morning and was surprised to find a guy asleep inside without any pants on. The half-naked sleeper turned out to be Kim LeBlanc, who told police that he’d done drugs and was pretty sure a leprechaun had opened the car door and let him in. He offered no explanation as to why a leprechaun would have told him to wait inside a stranger’s automobile, or where the aforementioned leprechaun had gone with his pants.
