Behold the latest conspiracy theory burning up the pro-Trump twittersphere:

BREAKING: Hillary was wearing dark blue “anti-seizure” sunglasses prior fainting #HillarysCollapse #HillaryHealth pic.twitter.com/7EH3ACmdKZ

— USA For Trump 2016 (@USAforTrump2016) September 11, 2016

#HillarysHealth Blue Sunglasses used to control seizures. Did not help this Sunday. pic.twitter.com/2ylRkvluGY

— Red Pill Science (@RedPillScience) September 11, 2016

As it turns out, I also have access to the medical encyclopedia known as google, and this is what I found out about blue-tinted sunglasses:

Blue-tinted lenses are endorsed by the USPTA for tennis professionals and were provided to linepersons in the 2000 French Open. Blue is a contrast lens and reduces glare from visible white light (such as light reflected from mist, fog, snow, water).

Team Hillary has handled this past weekend very poorly – in retrospect, her pneumonia diagnosis should have been revealed once she received it. But there’s no more evidence that she suffers from “seizures” than there is that she’s a professional tennis player.

Meanwhile, Trump’s doctor wrote his “medical report” in five minutes, as the candidate’s limo waited outside his office, and admits that he “picked up his kind of language and then just interpreted it to my own.”